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1 October 2009

Blonde Quickies

Filed under: Blondes,English,Story — Tags: , , , — Pake @ 08:51

Why can’t blondes take coffee breaks?
They’re too hard to retrain.

How do you know when a blonde has used your computer?
There’s white-out all over the screen.

Why did the blonde freeze to death at the drive in movie?
She went to see CLOSED FOR THE SEASON.
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30 September 2009

We don’t sell to blondes

Filed under: Blondes,English,Story — Tags: , , , — Pake @ 09:58

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.

“I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman.

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman “I would like to buy this TV.”
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