13 September 2011
If you’re feeling that things aren’t going your way, just think of Alf
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Unprotected sex is like Russian Roulette
Unprotected sex is like Russian Roulette.
One unlucky shot and your life’s fucked… (more…)
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...25 May 2011
I told my ex I felt like killing him
I told my ex I felt like killing him,
and he said I needed professional help.
So I hired a hitman. (more…)
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...6 May 2011
A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university
A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: “Hey! Thats private OK!?”
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: “But I thought we were in the same class?” (more…)
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...9 February 2011
10 reasons to date a nurse
- They can help you get over a hangover or sickness
- Bedbaths!
- The uniform
- They are exposed to so many xrays, its like a form of birth contro
- You will never need to buy condoms, paracetamol, toothbrushes or any hospital supplies
- They know how to handle bodily fluids!
- Nothing shocks a nurse, they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger!
- They wont be disgusted by your toilet habits
- They are experienced in manual evacuation when your full of crap
- They know how to handle the human body!
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