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Don’t spoil the fun, and keep it going! Just follow the directions, add your phrase to the Title/Content of your journal, and tag as many people as you want!
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Pick the month you were born:
January——-I kicked
February——I loved
March——–I karate chopped
April ———-I licked
May———-I jumped on
June ———-I smelled
July———–I did the Macarena With
August——–I had lunch with
September—-I danced with
October——-I sang to
November—–I yelled at
December—–I ran over
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Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1——-a birdbath
2——-a monster
3——-a phone
4——-a fork
5——-a snowman
6——-a gangster
7——-my mobile phone
8——-my dog
9——-my best friends ‘ boyfriend
10——-my neighbor
11——-my science teacher
12——-a banana
13——-a fireman
14——-a stuffed animal
15——-a goat
16——-a pickle
17——-your mom
18——-a spoon
19—— – a smurf
20——-a baseball bat
21——-a ninja
22——- Chuck Norris
23——-a noodle
24——-a squirrel
25——-a football player
26——-my sister
27——-my brother
28——-an iPod
29——-a surfer
30——-a homeless guy
31——-a llama
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What is the last number of the year you were born:
1——— In my car
2 ——— On your car
3 ———– In a hole
4 ———– Under your bed
5 ———– Riding a Motorcycle
6 ——— sliding down a hill
7 ——— in an elevator
8———- at the dinner table
9 ——– In line at the bank
0 ——– in your bathroom
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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White———because I ‘ m cool like that
Black———because that ‘ s how I roll.
Pink———–because I ‘ m NOT crazy.
Red———–because the voices told me to.
Blue———–because I ‘ m sexy and I do what I want
Green ———because I think I need some serious help.
Purple———because I ‘ m AWESOME!
Gray———-because Big Bird said to and he ‘ s my leader.
Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange——–because my family thinks I ‘ m stupid anyway.
Brown———because I can.
Other———-because I ‘ m a Ninja!
None———-because I can ‘ t control myself!