The Work Virus This is serious … a “WORK” virus is on the loose… If you receive any sort of “work” at all, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague … DO NOT OPEN IT! (more…)
1 December 2009
21 January 2009
50 sätt att skapa panik i ett datalabb
- Logga in pÃ¥ nätverket, vänta en sekund, lägg sedan pÃ¥ en skrämmande grimas och skrik ‘Herregud! De har hittat mig!’ och rusa därifrÃ¥n.
- Skratta vilt och galet under tre minuter, sluta sedan abrupt och stirra misstänksamt på alla som tittar på dig.
- Skriv som en besatt, sluta ofta och titta ondskefullt på personen intill.
(No Ratings Yet)
Loading ...16 December 2008
Reasons Why E-Mail is like a Penis
Some folks have it, some don’t.
Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
Those who have it think that those who don’t are somehow inferior.
Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s neat, but think that it’s not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
Many of those who don’t have it would like to try it. (e-mail envy)
It can be up or down. It’s more fun when it’s up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.
In the long distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the species.
Some people still think that’s the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it just for fun most of the time.
If you don’t apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.
If you use it too much, you’ll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
We tend to attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrants.
If you’re not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble!
If you stay on it too long your hands cramp up.
If caught using someone else’s; you better have a good reason.
Hard to sleep at night if it hasn’t been checked in a while.
Sometimes you dream your using it, then wake up and realize you did.
The stuff you get from it is sometimes hard to swallow.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...27 November 2008
Bill Gates
Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five-dollar cars that get 1,000 miles to the gallon.”
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
- For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
- Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
- Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart, and drive on.
- Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to to restart, in which case you would have to re-install the engine.
- Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought “Car98″, or “CarNT”. However, even then you would have to buy more seats.
- Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on 5 percent of the roads.
- The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single “general car default” warning light.
- New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
- The airbag system would ask “Are You Sure?” before going off.
- Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed a hold of the radio antenna.
- GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps, (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor wanted them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car’s performance to diminish by 50 percent or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.
- Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...