A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: “Hey! Thats private OK!?”
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: “But I thought we were in the same class?” (more…)
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A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university
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3 December 2009
Top 10 Signs You’ve Got A Bad ISP…
- Their company logo is two tin cans and a length of string.
- You check out their address, and it’s a phone booth containing a Compaq portable and an acoustic coupler.
- Their chief technical officer lives in a 10-foot-by-7-foot shack in the woods.
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1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED…
We are still pissing in the wind.
2. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON
A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM…
We just hired three kids fresh out of college.
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Laws Of Unreliability
- Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
- At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.
- Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
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