A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m smart, I have a good job, and I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.”
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3 January 2010
First Class to Jamaica
4 December 2009
Two copies
A young blonde executive was leaving the office one evening when she noticed the CEO standing in front of the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
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24 November 2009
TGIF
A blonde gets in an elevator and sees a man standing there. She tells him, “TGIF, sir,” to which he replies, “S-H-I-T, ma’am.”
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Paint the Porch
A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money. So she decided to go to the richer part of town and try to get a job as a handy woman. She rang the doorbell at the first house she came to, and a man answered the door. She asked if there were any odd jobs she could do, and he replied,
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Two horses
Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home, they discussed how to tell their horses apart.
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