There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.
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Man having problem with getting an erection
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Reasons Why E-Mail is like a Penis
Some folks have it, some don’t.
Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
Those who have it think that those who don’t are somehow inferior.
Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s neat, but think that it’s not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
Many of those who don’t have it would like to try it. (e-mail envy)
It can be up or down. It’s more fun when it’s up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.
In the long distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the species.
Some people still think that’s the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it just for fun most of the time.
If you don’t apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.
If you use it too much, you’ll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
We tend to attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrants.
If you’re not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble!
If you stay on it too long your hands cramp up.
If caught using someone else’s; you better have a good reason.
Hard to sleep at night if it hasn’t been checked in a while.
Sometimes you dream your using it, then wake up and realize you did.
The stuff you get from it is sometimes hard to swallow.
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Two golfers and a genie
There where two golfers on the golf course, one of the men pulled out a cigarette, and asked his friend for a light. His friend pulls out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
- Wow, where did you get such a large Bic?
- Oh, my genie got it for me.
- Your ginie? You hava a genie? Where is he?
- He is in my golf bag.
The friend says; Can i see him?
His friend says; Yes, sure!
So the friend looks in his golf bag and out comes a genie. The man says to the genie;
- I am your master’s best friend. Would you grant me just one wish?
The genie says; Yes, just one wish.
So the man wishes for a million bucks. The genie goes back in the golf bag without saying a word. Pretty soon, the sky starts to get dark. Then it gets even darker.
The man looks up and sees a million ducks flying over.
He gets real upset, and says; What is the matter with your genie? Is he hard of hearing? I said a million Bucks, not a million Ducks!
His friend says to him: Do you really think i asked for a 12 inch Bic?
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