Q: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?
A: A mouse on vacation.
Q: How do you make an elephant fly?
A: Start with a 3-foot zipper…
Q: What’s gray and white on the inside and red and white on the outside?
A: Campbell’s Cream of Elephant Soup
Q: How do you know when you pass an elephant?
A: You can’t get the toilet seat down
Q: How do you make a dead elephant float?
A: Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 12 tons of chocolate icecream, 500 gallons of root beer…
Q: What’s the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
A: About 40 pounds
Q: Why don’t they allow elephants in public swimming pools?
A: They might let down their trunks.
Q: Why shouldn’t you go into the jungle between 3 and 4 a.m.?
A: Because that’s when elephants are jumping from the trees.
Q: Why are pygmies so short?
A: Because they go into the jungle between 3 and 4 a.m.
Q: What’s the red stuff between elephant’s toes?
A: Slow pygmies
Q: What is more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in the back seat of your car?
A: Getting an elephant pregnant in the back seat of your car.
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