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27 November 2009

The Man Dictionary

Filed under: English,Men,Text — Pake @ 13:00

“IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”
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Rules To Be A Man

Filed under: English,List,Men,Text — Pake @ 08:00
  1. Don’t call, ever.
  2. If you don’t like a girl, don’t tell her. It’s more fun to let her figure it out by herself.
  3. Lie.

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26 November 2009

Only When He’s Drunk

Filed under: English,Men,Story,Text — Tags: , , , , — Pake @ 21:00

A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, “What’s the problem officer?”
Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.”
Man: “No sir, I was going 65.”
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Going to the Bar…NOT!!!

Filed under: English,Men,Text — Tags: , , , , — Pake @ 15:22

This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out into town and party, so he says to his new bride,
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25 November 2009

Virus

Filed under: English,Text — Tags: — Pake @ 11:48

You have just received the
“West Virginia Virus.”
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