30 November 2009
- They start paying everyone in sea shells.
- The Dairy Queen on the corner is threatening a hostile takeover.
- When you say, “See you tomorrow,” the watchman laughs uncontrollably.
- The chairman walks by your desk and says, “Hey, Hey! Easy on the staples!”
- The initials of your company are “G.M.”
- Conference room has been turned into chinchilla farm.
- Conversations at the water cooler are mainly with yourself.
- Your boss casually asks you if you know anything about starting fires.
- You get a lot of memos in Japanese.
- Your boss asks you not to cash your check until next week.
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