30 November 2009
- Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
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- They start paying everyone in sea shells.
- The Dairy Queen on the corner is threatening a hostile takeover.
- When you say, “See you tomorrow,” the watchman laughs uncontrollably.
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- Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
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- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- No need to sit when you pee.
- You know stuff about tanks.
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- Monday Night Football.
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27 November 2009
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